This week the world was rocked by the reveal that Hello Kitty, global icon of cuteness,was not a cat. After being revealed during Sanrio’s corrections of a museum exhibit celebrating Kitty’s 40th anniversary, the news quickly went global, shocking the world and causing people to question everything they had ever been taught, abandoning the laws of God and man in order totear down a society built entirely on lies.
Well, it turns out that the hours we spent laying on the floor questioning our own existence might’ve been a little premature. Following up on that initial correction,Kotakugot in touch with Sanrio’s Tokyo headquarters, whereupon they were informed that “It’s going too far to say that Hello Kitty is not a cat. Hello Kitty is the personification of a cat.”
So.. that should clear everything up. Except for the part where Kitty definitely still owns a cat of her own, I mean. That’s still weird as all heck.
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